#Programs Per Hour

[the-iron-shoulder]

had a dream last night that they were rebranding the Metroid series to be called “Programs Per Hour” and for some reason I was the only one who had a problem with this

[zakiyah]

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[empty-blog-for-lurking]

For the expression ask challenge, uhhh Allura in C8 and hewwo??

Who taught her that?

[mcraftdoodles]

Hi I'm Tassji, I'm Australian and this is my art!

[1eos]

ew ur a fking koreaboo 😭

if i had $5 every time a follower of some random cunt scrolled thru 3 of my posts and called me a koreaboo for just liking one member of one kpop group and nothing else bc everyone just throws words around bc they love that adrenaline rush of being insulting online (don't deny it. i know the feeling) i'd have enough to pay for at LEAST two application fees. c'monnnnn tumblr we need some kind of payout programmmmm i want to be a girl in stem alreadyyyyyy

[081098]

"You're starting to feel exhausted" you don't fucking know me

[alphabetcompletionist]

Do you think any puzzles are completely unsolvable on mobile, or just mobile unfriendly?

i ran though the whole thing on mobile & i could in theory do it, but man does it suck. my decorations are blocking text. my images are too big. you can't see the hints in the titles. but like you can try?

ABCDE GHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXYZ

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[orcelito]

Got jumpscared by my own full legal name showing up in my email notifications bc I forgot I emailed my code to myself today just in case my VM ends up stopping working again (I got nervous & didn't wanna lose my progress lol)

Goldfish level memory retention

& the funny thing is that the email itself is just. This

Full Legal Name code • hi

[adhdphilosopher]

sent in my ~3 weeks notice for my weekend job! ive discovered that i don't actually enjoy painting

[iwait4youalexg]

Only about a month and I am done with my first semester of my MSW only 3 more to go 😀🔫 it’s honestly hard to believe there is a demand for this considering what social workers are paid on average and the shit they have to deal with. I’m honestly surprised I made it this long and my experience wasn’t even that bad in comparison to other ppl!

[natandacat]

Sure, let's ask tumblr about important life decisions

[ambersky0319]

if i had the ability to scream id wanna scream in happiness rn

[dyketennant]

i think next semester is finally going to be the one that gives me a heart attack and kills me 💞

[waugh-bao]

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[alexanderwales]

I'm a big fan of wizards-as-programmers, but I think it's so much better when you lean into programming tropes.

A spell the wizard uses to light the group's campfire has an error somewhere in its depths, and sometimes it doesn't work at all. The wizard spends a lot of his time trying to track down the exact conditions that cause the failure.

The wizard is attempting to create a new spell that marries two older spells together, but while they were both written within the context of Zephyrus the Starweaver's foundational work, they each used a slightly different version, and untangling the collisions make a short project take months of work.

The wizard has grown too comfortable reusing old spells, and in particular, his teleportation spell keeps finding its components rearranged and remixed, its parts copied into a dozen different places in the spellbook. This is overall not actually a problem per se, but the party's rogue grows a bit concerned when the wizard's "drying spell" seems to just be a special case of teleportation where you teleport five feet to the left and leave the wetness behind.

A wizard is constantly fiddling with his spells, making minor tweaks and changes, getting them easier to cast, with better effects, adding bells and whistles. The "shelter for the night" spell includes a tea kettle that brings itself to a boil at dawn, which the wizard is inordinately pleased with. He reports on efficiency improvements to the indifference of anyone listening.

A different wizard immediately forgets all details of his spells after he's written them. He could not begin to tell you how any of it works, at least not without sitting down for a few hours or days to figure out how he set things up. The point is that it works, and once it does, the wizard can safely stop thinking about it.

Wizards enjoy each other's company, but you must be circumspect about spellwork. Having another wizard look through your spellbook makes you aware of every minor flaw, and you might not be able to answer questions about why a spell was written in a certain way, if you remember at all.

Wizards all have their own preferences as far as which scripts they write in, the formatting of their spellbook, its dimensions and material quality, and of course which famous wizards they've taken the most foundational knowledge from. The enlightened view is that all approaches have their strengths and weaknesses, but this has never stopped anyone from getting into a protracted argument.

Sometimes a wizard will sit down with an ancient tome attempting to find answers to a complicated problem, and finally find someone from across time who was trying to do the same thing, only for the final note to be "nevermind, fixed it".

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